To (almost) quote Whistle Down The Wind: 'It just doesn't get any worse than this.' Well, it probably does, but not on this site, anyway. This page was born after the fracas/chat session on Friday 29th September 2000, when Paul started talking about lines from Star Wars that are improved by adding the word 'underpants'. I remarked that this was a StEx chatroom, so we should be talking about lines from StEx that are improved by adding the word 'underpants'. And they were off! Thanks to Pally for typing all these up from the chatroom. No under-18s with sick minds.

You got no lovers if you got no underpants (Pally)
Nobody can do it like underpants (Paul)
Tonight is the most important night in the history of underpants! (Anna (me))
Underpants can do it like a steam train (Pally)
If only you, used the underpants within you... (Paul)
The sea would part before you, stop the rain, turn the underpants! (Paul)
They say two underpants can be twice the fun (Anna)
I am the Underpants! (Sarah)
Underpants of love! Take me with you, baby... (Pally)
I been U.N.D.E.R.P.A.N.T.S! (Liz)
3-2-1 Underpants gone! (Anna)
There's underpants at the end of the tunnel! (Pally)
Now looky here, they say these pants can go (Martin)
A lotta underpants, that's what we need! (Anna)
Wide smile, high style, that's me! Out front, in back, Underpants! (Liz)
Underpants are great. Underpants are great (Pally)
I'm pumping underpants (Liz)
Flat Top! Who ya lookin' at? Yeah, they're underpants, what's wrong with that? (Pally)
But Poppa, your underpants are cold! (Anna)
Underpants have a right to travel! (Paul)
Travelling, with underpants in... (Sarah)
I wasn't wearing underpants, at the right time! (Liz)
Back then, was when we touched the underpants! (Anna)
Clear my underpants, you've had your chance now, you'll never see my underpants, no sirree! (Paul)
These are my underpants and they're all you'll see! (Anna)
I can switch and change my underpants! (Aurora)
Gotta be in the underpants if you're gonna win the game (Anna)
The union pacific powered by underpants! (Martin)
I am Joule, Electra's underpants (Pally)
Call me underpants if you dare! (Anna)
Underpants are really great, underpants never complain... (Aurora)
The sad thing about underpants is, by the time you've got them, they're usually all you got.... (Aurora)
You think there's no-one in the world who cares for you, that isn't true, there's underpants.... (Pally)
I must find underpants, I must find underpants... (Sarah)
Only believe, son, the underpants will help you.... (Anna)
Next time you fall in love, it better be with underpants.... (Sarah)
Next time you fall in underpants, it better be with me... (Pally)
So what you say there Pearl, you wanna try underpants? (Anna)
Underpants are the work of the diesel himself! (Sarah)
Hey, you! Who, me? Yes, you! Underpants! (Pally)
I'm a carriage with no underpants (Anna)
I am underpants,feel my attraction... (Aurora)
I can reach up, and pluck down the underpants (Anna)
Greaseball you're pants! No, Dinah, please don't cry... (Martin)
I am underpants, turn me on, turn me on... (Liz)
Only he can make the shadows bright, make the underpants gleaming white! (Anna)
Pearl, I had to find you, why you looking blue? I'm sorry you never found your underpants... (Anna)
Rusty, I have found them! But you were looking too...(Pally)
Piglet poisoned Pooh bar's underpants... (Anna)
Put those underpants away. Put those underpants away and get into bed! (Sarah)
So get the motion in your underpants and say... (Liz)
Here they come, to fill our station with witty, sparkling underpants! (Sarah)
Electra must be rich to have his own underpants (Kae)
They left me with nothing, not even underpants (Anna)