Christmas Peeps, by Aurora

“Oooh!! What did you get me!?!”
“Ugh, down Joule, down! Kruuuupp, get her off me! I'm gonna drop the bags!”
“Joule! Let Purse put the bags down first!”
“Where are they!?!?!”
“Joule!! He’s gonna drop them!!”
“The bag's ripping!!”
“Nooooo! Guh, Joule, you can let go of him now.”
“MIIIINNNEEEEEEE!!!!!”
“She’s gone!”
“Geeze! She could've at least helped clean up the mess!”

“Pfftt.. Ffhhht! Hhhht!”
“HuftHuft!”
“Pfffttt!!”
“Mmm.. Sugar coated marshmallow peeps! And they’re all mine!”

“Joule!!!!”
“What!?!”
“Come down here this instant! Your cat is stuck in the dishwasher again!”
“Gahhh..”

“Fffwww.. Pfft? Hft! Hft!”
“Hft! Hft! Hhhfft!”

“I hope you’ve learned your lesson Fluffy.. Dishwashers and fur don’t mix. Now, back to my peeps.. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

“Hft Hft Hft Hft Hft”

“I swear it Krupp, if you stole one of her dolls again..!”
“I didn’t!! I learned my lesson!”
“Joule, what’s wrong honey!?”
“They're gone!!!”
“What? Who’s gone?”
“Peeeeeeeeeeeeeps!”

“Hft Hft Hft Hft Pfffffffft!!”

“Well I'm sure they didn’t go far, Joule, did you put them somewhere and forget about them?”
“No! They disappeared.. or someone stole them!”
“What!? Don’t look at me! I didn’t steal them!!”
“Give them back, Purse!!”
“But I don’t have them!!”
“Then if you don’t.. who.. how..?”

“Pft! Wuft! Wfft!! Hft?”
“WuftWuftWuft!”

“We’ve turned this house upside down, and there’s no sign of Joule’s peeps!”
“I say she just ate them and forgot about it!”
“I didn’t eat them! How could I forget!?”
“Calm down Joule, we can buy you some more.”
“But the stores are closing!”
“Oh.”

“Hft. Huft. Hft. Hft. Hft”

“Krupp, did you say something?”
“No.”
“I woulda sworn I heard someone say something.”
“Wasn’t me.”
“Wffy Wffy Wffy!”
“WFFFFFFFF!!!!”

“Ok! NOW I heard something!!”

“WFFFTTT!!!”

“Sounded like it was coming from over he- AHHHHHH!!!!!”
“Volta?”
“They're alive!!”
“Who's alive?”
“PEEPS!!”

“Pfffft! Pfft!”

“Um, Volta.. I think you’ve been working too closely with those chemicals..”
“But they were there!! And they were moving!”
“This is so sad. First Joule, now Volta..”
“I’m NOT insane! They were alive!”
“It’s alright Volta, we.. er.. believe you.. “

“pft”

“GAHHHHH!!! I heard it!!”
“Volta! Calm down!”
“My peeps? Where!?”

“Hft! Hft! Hfffffftt!!!”

“My god! What are those!?!”
“My peeps! Flock to me my children!!”
“Joule! Keep away from them! We don’t know their intentions!”
“But??”
“It’s got my skate!! Get it off!!”
“Hold still Purse!!”
“Make it stop! Make it stop!”

“Hfft!! Hft!”

“Don’t squish them!!”
“Joule, this is hardly the time - Gahh!! Get it off!! Get it off!!”
“I think that one's the leader!”
“What makes you think that, Krupp!?”
“Never mind! Just squish the leader!”
“DON’T squish the leader!”
“JOULE!!”

“Pft? Pfft!”
“Wfft! Wfft!”

“We’re being surrounded! This isn't how I wanted it to end!”
“Hush up Wrench! We’re not going to die!”

“FFFFFTTT!!”

“We’re going to die!!!”

“Hft!! Hft!!!!!”

“MOMMY!!!!!”

“HFFFFTTTT!!!!!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
“What are you all screaming about!?!”
“Electra!!!!”
“You're back!!”
“Yeah! And look what I got! Last can of hot chocolate in the store!”

“Hft Chft!?!!! HFFT!!!!!!!!!!”

“Wait! Where are they going!?!”
“They're retreating!”
“My peeps!!”
“Joule!! Leave them!!”
“What are they running from!?”

“Hft! Chftt!!!!”

“What ARE those things!?”
“Electra! The hot chocolate! That’s it!!”
“They're gone!”
“Volta, you can let go of me now.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“I don’t understand it.”
“I guess something's are just better left unexplained.”
“So, who wants marshmallows in their hot chocolate?”
“ELECTRA!!!!”
“What!?”